Cheetah Piss

Cheetah Piss THCA Flower
Wild terps, electric energy, and nose-wrinkling gas — loud, fast, and feral.

Cheetah Piss is an infamous hybrid that combines the best traits of Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97, resulting in a uniquely pungent and powerfully uplifting smoke. The aroma is straight-up wild: sour citrus, ammonia funk, creamy gelato, and nose-stinging gas — like a lemon drop dunked in jet fuel.

This balanced hybrid hits fast and alert — clear-headed euphoria, social buzz, and a tingling body lightness that never drags. Great for daytime smoking, laughing fits, or just turning your brain up a few notches. Packed with THCA, it stays compliant until sparked, then unleashes a full-on THC wave with all the stank and swagger of legacy exotics. Indoor-grown and dialed-in for max potency and terp density.

Flavor Profile: Sour citrus, ammonia funk, creamy gas
Effects: Euphoric, alert, buzzy with a light body float
Appearance: Bright neon green buds with golden-orange hairs and icy trichome layering
Cultivation: Indoor-grown, small-batch, high-terp phenotype

Cheetah Piss is not for the timid — it’s fast, loud, and ferociously flavorful.