Animal Funk

Animal Funk THCA Flower
Raw gas, earthy funk, and primal pressure — this one bites back.

Animal Funk is a savage cross bred from Animal Cookies and a deep-cut gas-heavy lineage, delivering a dank, earthy aroma laced with diesel, sour skunk, and a hint of nutty dough. It’s pungent, sticky, and unapologetically loud — the kind of flower that makes the whole room take notice before it’s even sparked.

This indica-dominant hybrid kicks in with a fast-hitting head rush followed by a slow, growling body melt that wraps around your limbs and doesn’t let go. Ideal for evening sessions, end-of-day decompression, or zoning all the way out. With high THCA potency, it stays compliant until lit, then hits full-throttle with couch-friendly intensity.

Flavor Profile: Diesel funk, earthy skunk, cookie dough
Effects: Heady, sedative, couch-heavy with a lingering mental haze
Appearance: Dense, dark green buds with purple hints and thick resin frost
Cultivation: Indoor-grown, slow-cured, terp-maximized

No fluff, all funk — Animal Funk is terp-loaded and built for the heavy hitters.